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Don’t let the title fool you. This comedy is not about sex. It’s about getting rid of it!
A couple living above the bank where the husband works, send away for some Scandinavian glassware. To their shock they receive a shipment of adult material that they desperately try to dispose of.
The matter is complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to help.
“Fast, funny & fabulous! Full of extraordinary sight gags, triple entendres, lovable if mad characters and a laugh about every 60 seconds. A regular 3-ring circus with outrageous lines and actions and a cast that springs into action and never slows for a breath.” —Morrisburg Leader
“‘No Sex’ keeps Playhouse comedy momentum going Strong! Transports audience back to that groovy and much more innocent time. It was a lot of fun!” —Seaway News